this is stupid....
so once a fat drunk named paul was drunk and he fucked a black bear (racist) and he saw a drunk store (a bar). the drunk shit farted to the store and he noticed ronald mc. donald was chasing him with a spoon. the drunk farted in ronalds face and ronald died. a black peace of shit (racist) then started slapping the guy with his ass. the drunk punched the black guy 70 feet up in the air. the drunk then rode a wheel barrel to the bar.
the drunk punched down the bars door and ate a tabel in there. the drunk smashed the stan bell and yelled give me fucking whiskey or i'll eat your fucking face and shit on your fucking ass!!!!.
the guy gave the drunk cheese. the drunk farted on the person and the person died from leprosy.
the fat drunk stole all the whiskey and ate the bottles with the drink. the fat shit then took vodka and shoved it up his asshole. some other worker started fapping as the drunk fucked the stan.
the fat drunk farted out of the store and everybody in there died from evil patrixx. so then the cops came and the drunk killed all the cops by farting. the drunk stole a cop car and crashed into a childrens hospital. so the drunk then went home and drank all the alcohol. the drunk was then watching porn while eating a TV for 5 hours.
the drunk got hungry and it was then night. the drunk farted out of his house and there were lots of dead people.
so then the drunk ate several mammoths and shot monkeys and he went home and it was 3 a clock at night. the drunk fucked his cat and was going to check on his slaves.
he went to his garrage and there were thousands of black people making clothes (racist). so then the house got on fire for some reason and they all died. and the rapture happened...